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Midgetmark (First Ever B*A*R*N Guest - Bit Producer): Is the mentally challenged
one of the group. When he is not working on bits for the B*A*R*N, he can
be found on the bubbaarmy.net chat room torturing people there. On his
times away from the computer MM can be found uptown in rural NE. There
you see him watching midget wrestling, trying to have cock offs with
locals, or down at the senior citizens center trying to hook up with the
old hotties there.
Pin - Our International (insert
title here)
FTE, and recent addition to the Army, he climbed on board with the
Sirius Revolution. When he's not rollin coast to coast through the wilds
of Canada Full Trucker Effect style,
he can be found blastin through the snowdrifts of the Great White North
on his Harley, or rubbin one out to MsRedneck's Haylofts out behind his
igloo.
This Ned Mark ain't no hoser, and backs up his beer and back bacon
rhetoric with regular contributions of (insert adjective here) ditties,
and frequent rants about the liberal communist hippies who have a vice
grip on the government in his precious homeland, Canada.
A twisted, drunken, northern redneck with a freaky side, his face plays
host to multiple piercings, along with many others scattered over his
body in amongst the ink. He likes nothin better than to smash a
two-four, throw on his army boots, and provoke the locals by berating
them with a barrage of "take off fkkrs" and "fkkn shitbirds" to the
point of almost bein curb-stomped every weekend.
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